Yesterday I had the misfortune to watch Ragini MMS. I call it a misfortune, cause I have seen better stuff. This was supposed to be a horror movie but they were playing with 2 or 3 positions. I just can’t say they were insulting sex; it was all so gross & boring. I think they were insulting the very idea of pornography in their own way.
Don’t watch the movie but do watch the crap that’s available on YouTube. You even get to see what they have been doing in rehearsals. The never-ending kissing scenes can make you puke. On top of it, whenever the lady started moaning, you would just want to bang your head against the wall. Now that’s an exaggeration but I’m sure you get my point.
Pawan Kripalani couldn’t execute anything in the right way. Since he was making a horror movie, but all along he was playing with things that he had no idea how to pull…naturally he failed everyone. But yes if you are into really cheap thrills, (that can get you excited to kiss just about anyone) then it’s the movie for you. I think servants would like it more, cause both Raj Kumar Yadav & Kainaz Motivala have no class whatsoever. But the girl is better than that ugly guy.
However, they must be following the directions of Pawan & I think Ekta Kapoor & Shobha Kapoor of Balaji Telefilms must have more fun than the actors who couldn’t act & neither could they kiss nicely. It was quite irritating when the guy’s ass was all over the screen. I feel so sorry for all those who must have seen it on the big screen. On top of it, they were both wearing such dirty rags. And the guy was quite a meanie. Any girl who has a little higher standard would just slap him rather than smooch him forever.
Only one innocent question pops up: Ekta Kapoor kay dimaag mein kya chalta hai? It’s not that we don’t think about such stuff. We do but when you see these actors, you won’t even have the urge to kiss anyone. There’s nothing sexy about it. No wonder they took just 25 days to shoot this shit. I believe these people were trying to explore couple of things such as age-old positions, the word ‘erotic’ in not so sexy way, & kissing as if you may die the next minute. I really can’t recall if there was any element of horror.
Pankaj Sabnani from Glamsham very rightly said, "Ragini MMS isn't worth 'circulating', if you have a large appetite for horror." Moreover, I absolutely agree with Aniruddha Guha from DNA who said, "Watch Ragini MMS only if you dig cheap thrills. But don’t worry about losing sleep thereafter."
Some people also blackened the faces of these actors even before the film was released. They blackened just the posters, not the real actors. I wonder how they reacted after watching the movie.
It’s my observation & I could be wrong but Yadav & Kainaz were more intimate in the leaked video, which could be a deliberate attempt to promote the movie. In spite of that they couldn’t make out like others. Whatever it was, it was too boring & monotonous. They were so bad & ordinary. I guess they cannot even give thrill to the lower class either. It seems as if there was a lot of passion bottled up inside someone (read the director & the producer) & he/she totally messed up on the screen. They need to learn a bit more about wet kisses, I suppose. If the movie was all about smooching, saliva, kind of sex that only revolved around 2 very old positions & not at all sexy noises…it could have been done in a better way.
Don’t watch the movie but do watch the crap that’s available on YouTube. You even get to see what they have been doing in rehearsals. The never-ending kissing scenes can make you puke. On top of it, whenever the lady started moaning, you would just want to bang your head against the wall. Now that’s an exaggeration but I’m sure you get my point.
Pawan Kripalani couldn’t execute anything in the right way. Since he was making a horror movie, but all along he was playing with things that he had no idea how to pull…naturally he failed everyone. But yes if you are into really cheap thrills, (that can get you excited to kiss just about anyone) then it’s the movie for you. I think servants would like it more, cause both Raj Kumar Yadav & Kainaz Motivala have no class whatsoever. But the girl is better than that ugly guy.
However, they must be following the directions of Pawan & I think Ekta Kapoor & Shobha Kapoor of Balaji Telefilms must have more fun than the actors who couldn’t act & neither could they kiss nicely. It was quite irritating when the guy’s ass was all over the screen. I feel so sorry for all those who must have seen it on the big screen. On top of it, they were both wearing such dirty rags. And the guy was quite a meanie. Any girl who has a little higher standard would just slap him rather than smooch him forever.
Only one innocent question pops up: Ekta Kapoor kay dimaag mein kya chalta hai? It’s not that we don’t think about such stuff. We do but when you see these actors, you won’t even have the urge to kiss anyone. There’s nothing sexy about it. No wonder they took just 25 days to shoot this shit. I believe these people were trying to explore couple of things such as age-old positions, the word ‘erotic’ in not so sexy way, & kissing as if you may die the next minute. I really can’t recall if there was any element of horror.
Pankaj Sabnani from Glamsham very rightly said, "Ragini MMS isn't worth 'circulating', if you have a large appetite for horror." Moreover, I absolutely agree with Aniruddha Guha from DNA who said, "Watch Ragini MMS only if you dig cheap thrills. But don’t worry about losing sleep thereafter."
Some people also blackened the faces of these actors even before the film was released. They blackened just the posters, not the real actors. I wonder how they reacted after watching the movie.
It’s my observation & I could be wrong but Yadav & Kainaz were more intimate in the leaked video, which could be a deliberate attempt to promote the movie. In spite of that they couldn’t make out like others. Whatever it was, it was too boring & monotonous. They were so bad & ordinary. I guess they cannot even give thrill to the lower class either. It seems as if there was a lot of passion bottled up inside someone (read the director & the producer) & he/she totally messed up on the screen. They need to learn a bit more about wet kisses, I suppose. If the movie was all about smooching, saliva, kind of sex that only revolved around 2 very old positions & not at all sexy noises…it could have been done in a better way.
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